My friend had a dream.My friend had a dream.
Demi Lune
"The what now?"
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08/24/2009 14:56 | Me and a girl went back in time to travel to a concert that I never actually attended. We biked to the concert and when we got off the bike to go to the concert there was this fat man on a bike that told us to watch were we were biking because *apparently* we nudged his bike and he was pissed. We both turned around when he called us out and I went up and asked him if he wanted to do something about it and he didn�t do anything so I just walked away and then the girl that I was with was like �well it�s MY bike� and the whole crowd was like �OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH� and then we went to attend the concert.
When we went to the concert it was WILD. And there was a rapped right in the middle of a mosh pit with his mike going ballistic and eventually one of the hardcore dancers ( a friend of mine actually, except he doesn�t hardcore dance) was flailing his arms in a windmill and hit him in the face. After that the girl and I decided that we had enough of this and went out into the into the hall were I magically pulled out my dads blackberry and we typed each other messages for awhile and (we just handed it back and forth between each other) then decided to go back and pick up her bike.
When we got back to the field that we parked the bike in the fat guy was there on her bike. This made me so furious I ran to the field and climbed the fence while he was taunting us and then I caught up to him and started to beat him down when time and space broke (assumingly from my wicked fast punches XD) and I got stuck in an alternate dimension with a mutant women (not the same girl as before) who could reproduce with her feet (she was asexual so she had like, a million babies).
I spend around a year in there and the alternate dimension started to mutate me too so eventually I decided that I needed to find a way out so I started running through the field with the mutant women and her million babies chasing me when we eventually got the a beach. When I walked into the water the water the mutations on me started to disappear. When I looked down there was a small family of turtles there so I picked up two and they hi in their shells. I put them down and then I thought of the genius idea of getting the mutant women to come into the water so that her mutations would disappear also, changing her back to normal. When I came back to taunt her she said �YOU WENT INTO THE SEA OF HEALING DIDN�T YOU?!� she then started walking over her own babies creating more of the same small crab like insects with the face of a baby and the claws of a crab (they also ran sideways) then she ordered them to kill me at all costs. I started to run to the sea of healing because then the babies would turn back into normal babies and I would be able to defeat them. But instead of them going into water, the instant that they walked onto the sand they were cleansed of their crab like abilities and they turned into normal babies, but since they couldn�t walk they started to grow even more from the sand and they turned into naked adults (cause babies aren�t born with clothes I guess :/ ) and once they realized that they were adults and that they were also naked, they had one big beach orgy.
Once I realized that the mutant women wouldn�t come onto the beach and that her babies were useless on the beach I decided that I was going to climb the rock face on the other side. As I was climbing I noticed a curious shape to the cliff to the left. Once I got there I realized that it was a ship. So seeing it as an opportunity to escape this hellish place I got into it and started to press buttons until it turned on. Once it turned on I blasted off the rock face. But the problem with the ship was that it only had one wing. So I had to jack the thrusters to overdrive so that the plane would fly in tight circles. Every time that a circle was complete I would pull up on the steering wheel to make it go a little higher. Eventually I got sick of flying this darned contraption and decided it was time to bail. When I jumped out I actually landed on he top of the rock face and soon found out that it was actually a GIANT SPACESHIP.
When I walked in I saw my reflection, and curiously is was that of Matt Damon. I wandered aimlessly until I foudn myself in a chamber with an angel and his secretary. They proceeded to speak some foreign language that I couldn�t understand (not that I�d be listening to him in the first place >.> ) So I looked at the wall and thought � I would absolutely LOVE to climb that wall.� After the angel dude was done talking giant plasma screen tvs started to come out of the walls and I took that as my chance to climb it. I ran towards the wall and while I was running I planned out how I was going to climb it and what moves I should use (after all, I WAS Matt Damon) and then ran straight up the wall.
When I looked back over the side I was surprised to see that neither the angel or secretary noticed my absence so I used it to my advantage to climb the second wall. Once I reached to top of that alarms went off and stuff was flashing all around. I then crawled through a ventilation shaft until I was outside the ship and near some escape pods that were oddly placed where the ships massive thrusters were. Some how I knew that the angel knew that I was outside the ship and near the thrusters so he gunned them to full and I could feel the blistering heat on my face and see how far away from the ground we were but I pressed on until I reached the escape pods.
When I got there I saw there was both a girl and a guy getting into the pods. Since they were both children I decided that I couldn�t just kill them and throw them out. So I ran to the ships main fuel source, ripped out the chip that controlled the amount of gas that�s used in the ship. Then I raced back to the escaped pod and I grabbed on to the outside of the pod as it fired us into space. I remember looking in at the faces of the children who were horrified that Matt Damon grabbed on to the outside of their escape pod. I then realized that there was no way I could escape death in this situation so I stared the children in the eyes and then mouthed the words �Son, I hope you exceed where I have failed.� and then let go of the pod and ripped the fuel chip in half and drifted off into space where my dream ended.
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But when that call never comes, it's time to face what you've become - there's no point doing all of this, unless you know you're having fun.
Edited once on Monday, Aug 24th 15:31:03 2009 by Demi Lune |
Vael Victus 
"See you, fantasy monster game."
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08/24/2009 14:57 | oh my god that is a huge wall of text and I am not going to read it
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Belichko Debelichko
"One vision, one purpose!"
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08/24/2009 15:22 | Wow... That's one long and really interesting dream. That '1 year living there' thing... Was it real? I mean... Did he see/feel all the year? Or was it just some time after he got there, he felt (thought) like he's there for a year?
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Demi Lune
"The what now?"
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08/24/2009 15:25 | I might go in and add paragraphs.
He says he felt like it was a whole year, and that at the start she was just a bit mutated and she slowly got bitchier and more mutated and he stopped liking her.
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Frank Lux
"Hello Motto"
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08/25/2009 13:49 | Tell your friend to stay away of recreative drugs... and breathe something called Oxy-gen... That was sick! But fun nonetheless.
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Curitya Bloodleaf
"Working On Peace. Or Something"
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08/25/2009 15:25 | tldr
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Demi Lune
"The what now?"
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08/25/2009 22:04 | It was worse before I fixed it up, honestly.
He regularly has dreams like that. He had a dream that vampires came to Earth and brought some goop that gave people super powers when they ate it, but also turned them into the slaves of the vampires. So he found that out and decided to fight back against them, got attacked by hot super powered ninja girls, then ended up confronting the queen of the vampires... A girl he liked at the time.
They're pretty ridiculous.
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Curitya Bloodleaf
"Working On Peace. Or Something"
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08/26/2009 15:30 | Freud would have a field day.
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Frank Lux
"Hello Motto"
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08/26/2009 16:36 | How much time does this guy spend sleeping? Because that's quite a long dream for just one night of sleep... I envy his ability of remebering all the details.
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Demi Lune
"The what now?"
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08/26/2009 21:57 | He has no sweet clue how long he slept for. We tried to figure it out, but I have no idea either.
He read some thing ages ago about how you could remember your dreams better the more you did it, so now he remembers everything perfectly. It's interesting.
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Frank Lux
"Hello Motto"
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08/26/2009 23:34 | I try to do that once - to write down all my dreams after I've dreamt them- but always when I got down to writing I realised I didn't remember them correctly :/
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Belichko Debelichko
"One vision, one purpose!"
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08/27/2009 06:23 | http://www.idreamabout.org/info_index.php You could check this out for info about dreams and techniques to remember them and become lucid in them. It should be working (the site) (and in english). They are working, I've tried them myself.
Edited once on Thursday, Aug 27th 6:24:13 2009 by Belichko Debelichko |
Demi Lune
"The what now?"
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08/27/2009 11:25 | I can remember my dreams if I try, but only certain ones o.0
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Demi Lune
"The what now?"
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08/29/2009 23:33 | I�m in Ottawa on vacation with the whole family ( even the cats came ) and one of the cats sprained it�s ankle and it got all swollen so I had to take him to the vet in Ottawa. I drive to the plaza where I think the vet would be located. When I get there I decided to go down a few floors ( having no idea where I was going ) hoping I�d stumble upon the vet clinic. Finally after about three floors I found the vet�s. Oddly enough the vet was there giving out free weed. And for some reason my friend ( probably the one making this post ) was right there beside me and he was all like �HEY! Free weed! Awesome!� and too ka greedy handful and ran off to who knows where and left me to deal with the weed dealer vet.
Since weed is illegal in Ottawa I said that I�d make him a deal; He treats mt cat for free and I won�t tell the fuzz that he�s giving weed out by the bag fulls. He agreed and took my cats into his office. After that I decided to go off and explore the mall some more and climbed up some stairs when I saw some sort of performance going on so I decided to grab a seat to see what it was about. Once I sat down two girls about a year younger then me sat on either side of me and started to talk to each other over top of me. And I decided to try and not eavesdrop on them (me being the gentlemen I am) and try to focus on the spectacle at hand. But with every passing minute they would both lean towards each other while talking. I didn�t object to this (hey, they were pretty hot), but eventually the one on the right was using my leg as a headrest. After she did that I cleared my throat and asked �what was of the up� to her and she asked me if I recognized her. Once I said no she explained that she was from a chat room I frequently visit ( http://www.mangafox.com you need to open up a manga and then pick the chat near the top of the manga page ).
I was totally and utterly shocked, because everyone knows that there are no girls on the internet ( especially smokin hawt ones ) only rapists and old men dwell there. After she introduced herself ( her name escapes me ) she convinced me to come over to her house. When I got there it turned out that it wasn�t her hour at all but her neighbours house. She invited me inside for some food and a side dish of casual sex. Of course me being the testosterone fueled teenager I was I gladly accepted this wondrous invitation. So we ate and then she cleared the neighbours (out of their own house XD) so that we could get funky. We started with the foreplay and just when she was almost done undressing me the grandfather of the family walked in and yelled �WHAO NELLY!� in utter shock as he saw me there half naked with a pretty female kneeling before me. And of course the girl ( who was rather displeased at this sudden intrusion ) and ushered him out as quickly as possible. While she was doing that I suddenly realized that neither of us were wearing rubber. So I decided to try and sound cool by saying �No glove no love, honey.� But she just glared up to me and I knew that I was only getting head on this night.
After we finished up ( and we finished up goooooood ) we headed out to a party at the weed dealing vet�s place. I was a ragin� time. Then about half way through the party I heard a group of teenagers talking about how they strangled a cat before the party. Feeling both disgusted and intrigued by this event I walked over and asked for details. They said they found a Blue Russian cat ( the type of cat I have ) in the vet�s office ( where he left my cat ) and then said that they strangled him. Of course I yelled and cussed at them about it being my cat and them being heartless dickwads. Eventually everyone was kinda looking at me cause I was being loud n stuff then I turned and shouted out to everywhere �WHO�S IDEA WAS THIS?!� then the crowd parted and I saw the chick that treated me to supper and to much, much more. I just looked at her and said �I don�t think I can forgive you.� then left the party.
Then I found myself in a complexly different place wearing a detective clothing. I was investigating a murdered man that seemed to have been ripped in half by and object that moved 220 miles per hour near a train track. And for some reason we were stumped on how he was ripped in half, that is until a train coasted by at exactly that same speed. And when it went by everything went into slow mo and I saw eight guys staring back at me through the train window and I instantly knew that they were the murderers. So I reached for the train and then blacked out...
..And woke up on board the train wearing nothing but a hot pink thong ( hey, thongs are great, just not on me ) and for some reason everyone else was wearing thongs too. I got up and looked around and it seemed like I was in some sort of exotic spa. Everyone else was just lounging around and drinking beer so I decided to take it easy for a while. Then one of the bigger men got up, took off his thong, and jumped off the speeding train for no apparent reason. I just kinda shrugged it off and walked over to a box where I found more articles of questionable clothing. Then I suddenly realized that I was still in a pink thong and that this was retarted and got off the train on the next stop.
After I found normal clothing I boarded a noisy school bus and sat behind some kids that just wouldn�t stop moving. After a minute of observing them I was about to tell them to stop moving and to sit they�re asses down when I realized that they were trying to dodge a laser sighted pistol. I told them it wasn�t going to work as the first one of the two got his brains painted all over the walls by the shooter ( he was riding one of those Paul Blart scooter things beside the bus ) and then the second turned to me and opened his mouth as if he was going to say something important but then he got shot through the back of the neck and just gargled blood all over me.
The bus dropped me off at some school where I went to find a bathroom to clean off all the blood that splattered on me. While I was washing my face off another kid walked in and told me that I had a fight to attend at the baseball field in five minutes. I finished cleaning off my face and walked outside to the field where I entered a ring of people chanting �FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT�. I just stood there and then told them all �I�m ready. Let�s do this.� then charged forward to meet my opponent.
Then I woke up.
Dream lasted about an hour and nine minutes. I woke up at twelve pm and decided that I could sleep a little more before work then had this dream.
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Vael Victus
"See you, fantasy monster game."
Posts: 2200
08/29/2009 23:43 | It's 10 in the morning. I wake up, make my cereal or waffles. I dick around, check emails, participate in the MonBre community. Around 12, 11:30 if I'm lucky, I get to work on a huge todo list of things I have to do. Around 5 I finish my monbre day which equates to about 3 hours because of me IMing and dicking around because it's hard to stare at a monitor. I make supper, or eat it if my mom made it, and then get to work on murcity. Maybe play a game after supper. Then that's done and I'll try my hand at ChaCha for the day. I then finish with some form of entertainment and sleep.
I then realize this isn't a dream, it's a nightmare, and it's what I do every single weekday. If I just made money, it would be a dream - no, it would be living my dream. Between the shitty economy, the 'net's all I have. Some might say, "your dream, to make games? to make games about monsters, and murderers? no wife, children" and to them I say, yes. My dream is to wake up every morning and know I don't have to work, but I will work, because I love what I'm working on, and I love the people who are enjoying what I'm working on, and I'm finally happy.
This grim post brought to you by Vael Victus who has vowed to mostly stop whining in IRC but has never actually given a complete whine on the forums.
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Demi Lune
"The what now?"
Posts: 909
08/29/2009 23:51 |
Vael Victus said:
My dream is to wake up every morning and know I don't have to work, but I will work, because I love what I'm working on, and I love the people who are enjoying what I'm working on, and I'm finally happy. |
/agree
Except I don't know what I want to do. All I know is I don't want to do any of the things I'm good at because they're boring. And I have to plan that out next january/february, and hope I don't end up wasting thousands of dollars studying something I don't enjoy.
boo life
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Vael Victus
"See you, fantasy monster game."
Posts: 2200
08/30/2009 00:40 | If the internet makes me more than $3,000/mo, I can open a business, and you can come work for my pretend company called Burnt Toast Productions.
As long as you don't mind being paid in pastries and stolen clothing from the highway.
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Demi Lune
"The what now?"
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08/30/2009 21:52 | I'm pulling in ~$8,000 a year. If A) I keep my job until leaving here or B) the stock market goes back up, I'll be able to get through four years of university without working.
But I'll totally take an imaginary job to do whatever it is I did at my other imaginary job.
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